dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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