Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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