This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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