Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I booty called her while she was in labor.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
