Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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