Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
