It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize
