so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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