Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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