Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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