She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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