it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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