can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize