No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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