Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
