When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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