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say what?
wanna hang out?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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