3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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