Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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