i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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