But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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