If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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