All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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