In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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