i think i have herpe
just one?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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