When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My vagina is very pro this idea
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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