But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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