I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
