I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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