Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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