Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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