oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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