Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
