Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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