I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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