I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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