I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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