okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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