Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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