just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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