Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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