just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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