I can't watch pbs sober anymore
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I love having hate sex.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
They took my balls.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize