Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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