If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
bring money and cleavage
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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