Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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