DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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