it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
My orgasm happened in two different decades
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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