I want to stick my p in your. b.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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