We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
