It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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