And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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