Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize