no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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