He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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